Warning: Hardcore with Teddy Bears

I was hoping to slowly transition into posting a complete letter. Start off with a few postcards, hang up an envelope or two, maybe then a folded psuedo letter-card and THEN on to a full letter. But sometimes you've just got to jump right in. I present to you the letter and above and this warning:

Beware: this letter is about as hardcore, girly, 1989 as it's possible to get. Teddy bears, pink, complaints about boys, mom and using the phone, multiple exclamation marks, !!!!!, the whole nine yards. But it should definitely get you through the weekend.

And I have no idea who Monica is.

Monica are you out there?